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When Maz gives Chewie a medal, Chewie scoffs that it's about 30 years too late, "you old turnip".And then the guys mourn the absence of a celebration shot of the Gungans. The Ewoks note they welcome all forms of human death. During the shot of Bespin, Mike says that Lando bet on Emperor Palpatine, so Cloud City is now bankrupt.When Rey kisses Kylo/Ben, Mike says that it's just as plausible as when Eisenhower fell in love with Hitler.Bill says Rey lost the will to live, but Mike immediately says they're not doing that anymore.Kevin then calls Lando "cooler Han Solo". When Poe goes to rescue Finn and Jannah, Mike says that Billy Zane is holding a child and should be saved first.When Rey kills him with his redirected lightning, Mike jokes that he'll be dead. Since Palpatine's final attack is simply his Sith lightning, Mike lampshades that he's just mashing the buttons at this point.Watto is among the voices of the Jedi past! The Jedi also ask her to get back up in honor of Unkar Plutt.Poe tearfully says there's too many of them, but Mike adds on that the Resistance crew is just too incompetent for them to have a shot. As the Resistance begins crumbling under the Final Order's superior numbers, Bill says that if the saga ended here, he'd be a fan.Kevin and Bill agree that "Welding Monkey" is too busy with tire-swinging season to make Ben another helmet.Kevin: That's what I said before I spent six bucks to stream Detective Pikachu. As Palpatine calls Rey his grandchild and declares her Empress, Kevin brings up the unfortunate question we've all had since the film's release:.As Rey sees the fully assembled might of the Sith Eternal's ranks, the guys think they're ghosts and are grateful they don't have any ghost vuvuzuelas.When Rose is seen joining the battle with them, Mike once again asks if she's actually supposed to be in the scene. As Finn and Jannah lead the ground invasion, Kevin proudly yells about how many horses they're gonna get killed.Mike and Kevin heckle Rose for appearing in and having lines in the scenes as the Resistance prepares to strike Exegol, still not letting go how badly she got Demoted to Extra.Bill lampshades how slavishly fanservicey Luke lifting his X-wing out of the water is, comparing it to the equivalent of a swanky night at the Ritz-Carlton with a sexy maid waiting on you.Never one to not mourn the long-dead Porkins, Kevin asks if Luke's ghost hand belongs to him.Mike begs as Leia for Disney to let her rest in peace as Poe speaks to her body.As the planet is destroyed, Kevin lampshades the Mood Whiplash of the franchise, from cute droids to funny quips to billions of people dying. When the Final Order captain orders the destruction of Kijimi, Kevin says at least Star Wars is putting women in positions of power.Mike: He left to go get a pack of cigarettes. After some bickering between C-3PO and R2-D2:.Mike as one of the Jawas as they carry R2 to their Sand-Crawler thing ".Alright! So all in favor of worshiping it as our god.one, two, all in favor of taking it apart and hitting the pieces with a hammer.also three.and all in favor of giving it to Jenkins' wife as a birthday present because he forgot to get her anything else.*long beat*.Anyone else besides Jenkins? Okay.one vote for that option.".Then again, he could just eat all those little Jawa guys cuz they're all over the place, here.
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but even so, the amount of loose skin he'd be draggin' around would negate any advantage as far as camouflage was concerned.īill. is hiding amongst the rocks, somewhere.īill: I'd suppose if he were abandoned on a desert planet, he might lose a bit of weight.īill. It was kinda hard to see.īill: A giant oozing slug smuggler is hard to see?īill. When Obi-Wan's lightsaber lands in front of Commander Cody when he loses it while chasing Grievous:.Mike: But, uh, you're still bringing Hawaiian bread, right?īill: The guy who would kill you without. (Bill and Kevin laugh and sigh in relief)īill: Though it is good to know that you're prepared to kill Mike without question, Kevin. Mike: (grunts) No, it's - it's okay Kevin missed. Kevin: Uh wait, uh, 66 is to kill Mike without question wasn't it?īill: No, that's Order 67! I just e-mailed you about the change! 66 was to pick up some of that Hawaiian bread on the way over to Mike's, 'cause he's making a spinach dip. Kevin (as a clone trooper): It will be done, my lord. Bill: Kevin, uh, execute Order 66 against Mike, can you?